Quote by J. Lynn

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even tell that I was chumming the water with ketchup,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I went to a nude beach. No naked people were around, but there was plenty of exposed flesh in the teeth of the sharks.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I’m in the ocean, I swim alone, because I’m a shark-eating man. I’m also a man-eating man, though to be fair I thought…

— Jarod Kintz

“I started to feel calm,almost, almost convinced that I was really the kind of girl who could swim with sharks.And then a trio swam…

— Melissa Jensen

“I’d skipped the crush kiddie pool and jumped right into the deep, shark-infested ocean of emotions. And, if you’ll forgive the dramatic metaphor, I…

— Kody Keplinger

“By the time I was done talking, I considered walking into the ocean and drowning myself,”

— Megan Erickson

“If I was drowning you would part the sea And risk your own life to rescue me . . .”

— Jamie McGuire

“It’s not the sharks that will kill you, but the accumulated nuisances of life.”

— Michael Mazza

“I was like a whirlpool of tragedy, and anybody who dared to get too close to me could get sucked in and drown. Like…

— Victoria Laurie

“He'd heard there were sharks in these waters, but he knew they wouldn't touch him. He was a monster now, too.”

— Leigh Bardugo

“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.”

— Elle Lothlorien

“They said it was only a ground shark; but I was not wholly reassured. It is as bad to be eaten by a ground…

— Winston Churchill