Dark humor Quote by J. Limbu Download Open image ““How much is real and for how long..”” — J. Limbu ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dark humor Life quotes Madness and sanity World
“The true price of anything you do is the amount of time you exchange for it.” — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“Every day. I will prove every day how much you mean to me. How real this is.” — Cora Carmack Copy Share Image
“I didn’t think you were real for a long time,” I confess. “I thought you were someone I’d dreamed up.” “A dream worth reliving… — Erica Cameron Copy Share Image
“It pains me to think how much you are worth now." "I can't tell you that. If you can count it, you haven't got… — Jeffrey Archer Copy Share Image
“If one must adore and appreciate life, another must wonder and question life.” — J. Limbu Copy Share Image
“My mood depends on the girl whom I love, but she is like a wildest hurricane, drifting shore to shore.” — J. Limbu Copy Share Image
“My mind is like a sea You will only drown, If you think you can swim There are things that devours me, No love… — J. Limbu Copy Share Image
“... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
“The moral high ground proved to be one hell of an aphrodisiac...” — Eve A. Floriste Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's the smell… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Please, please be some sex-starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently.” — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore.” — James Hetfield Copy Share Image
“So I heard the boom of my father's rifle when he shot my best friend. A bullet only costs about two cents, and anybody… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
“Because it’s a lit fuse, love – you light it yourself, and you stand around the powder keg afterward, grinning from ear to ear.” — Daniel Polansky Copy Share Image
“Dennis, please. I don't know what-" "Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed… — Simon Kernick Copy Share Image
“The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say,… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
