Golf Club Quote by J.C. Wickhart

““I have a pragmatic suspicion that bashing someone’s head in with a golf club is frowned upon in this establishment...””

J.C. Wickhart

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings)

Golf Club

More by J.C. Wickhart

“I don’t understand people’s constant need to pretend that as a species we are good on a primary level, when in fact we’ve had prisons and punishments for thousands of years and people still do whatever the fuck they want, that should clue us in that we are all wired with evil and malevolent intent. Then I realize as long…

J.C. Wickhart

“Now I stand on the edge of a new world, a new life; pondering what type of fortunes and catastrophes await me. Bring it on, I’ve handled a generous amount of profound and weird shit in my lifetime that the universe could sling at me and I have always walked away more seasoned. Through blunder and mishap I’ve grown wise…

J.C. Wickhart

“I’m too big of a fan of sin and debauchery to be a Christian.”

J.C. Wickhart

Image

“No. This was a crude and adolescent way of talking to the fairer gender, it rarely works. When it does work, the woman that falls for it isn’t even suitable for a satisfying sexual encounter. A good way to weed out the poor decisions and unacceptable mistakes though, and a better way to catch a horrible case of the dick…

J.C. Wickhart

“The world doesn’t want us. Who can blame them? We are fat, lazy, ignorant, and conceited, for all the wrong reasons.”

J.C. Wickhart

Image

“I investigated her topnotch features and allusive intentions. She was the typical glitter-headed scene-bitch that one expects to see in a place that is…

J.C. Wickhart

Image

“I always seek tranquility, but what would I do if I happened to acquire such composure? I suppose that the boredom from lack of…

J.C. Wickhart

Image

“Death. I’ve taunted it for years with confidence and courage. It has taken years for me to realize that it wasn’t courage at all,…

J.C. Wickhart

Image

“Typically in a world that has shunned goodness and morals, the villain is the hero.”

J.C. Wickhart

Image

“No need for grudges or resentment. I wanted this, I wanted a new life. I was tired of everything, tired of me. It was…

J.C. Wickhart

Image

“Perhaps when I was a child. Then my brain fully developed and I started thinking about the logic. The Christian life is no life…

J.C. Wickhart

Image

“Most Tea Party members are old pride-filled morons who have no good reasoning to concern themselves with politics, just tired old self-righteous and self-proclaimed…

J.C. Wickhart

Image

Explore all 13 J.C. Wickhart quotes

More Golf Club quotes

Some emotions cannot be endured with a golf club in your hands.

Bobby Jones

Image

“I glanced at the contents of what I was photocopying. They were the rules of the golf club of which Mister Saito was a member. I started to laugh. The next minute I felt more like crying, thinking about all the innocent trees that my superior was wasting to chastise me. I imagined the forests of the Japan of my…

Amélie Nothomb

Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has…

Mario Batali

Image

There's no question that O.J. Simpson had been a substitute white man in America. He had gained honorary white status. He was not viewed…

Michael Eric Dyson

Image

“I carried with me into the West End Bar, the White Horse Tavern, a long list of things I would never do: I would never have my hair set in a beauty parlor. I would never move to a suburb and bake cakes or make casseroles. I would never go to a country club dance, although I did like the…

Anne Roiphe

The emblem on the necktie reserved for the members of the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews - The Vatican of golf - is of St. Andrew himself bearing the slatier cross on which, once he was captured at Patras, he was to be stretched before he was crucified.Only the Scots would have thought of celebrating a national…

Alistair Cooke

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon.

Bert Blyleven

Image

“Mac didn’t know me the way Jason did. But he was my boyfriend. Wasn’t he? But if he was, why had I spotted him giving Tiffany miniature golf pointers at Dad’s party? His arms wrapped around her, his hands on hers as they gripped the golf club. It was way too similar to our encounter at Dave and Bubba’s. But…

Rachel Hawthorne

“Stick around, though. I’m going to need all the help I can get to figure all this out.” “That’s me! Mister Helpful. Captain Dependable.” “That sounds like a brand of adult diapers.” “This nickname needs some work. Lord Wonderful? The Incredible Hunk?” “Please, for the love, go inside.” He laughed, then clomped up the steps and into the house. “Reth,”…

Kiersten White