Fake Quote by Frenchqueen

“slipped on a cognitive banana peel”

— Daniel H. Pink

Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

— Anonymous

I've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.

— Ralphie May

'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.'

— Nora Ephron

If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

— Nicky Santoro

In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently…

— George Ayittey

Real Recognize real and the fake will fade way

— Trendcetta

Get real before I punch the FAKE out of you!

— Author Name

“Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 
”

— Jarod Kintz

The reals are on the rise, the fakes are on the run.

— Anonymous

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

— Robert Fulghum

Honestly, Ive never seen anyonefall because of a banana.

— Anonymous