Quote by Hosho McCreesh Download Open image ““They don't give blue ribbons to second-place beers.”” — Hosho McCreesh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Stalking the dusty curio-aisles of some crazy Asian market, “Jezus,” you say to your buddy, “we should ask that dude which aisle the fucking… — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“Riiiight,” you interrupt, “I was just checking to make sure that what me and my friend do was actually none of your goddamned business…” — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“And after he drives away your buddy says, “A fucking Jaguar? Seriously?” “Honestly,” you say, “he deserved to have his fence smashed up just… — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“You the drunkest white man I ever seen!” one says, which you take as high praise,” — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
“Drink up,” he says, “being a little drunk makes everything a little bit better.” — Hosho McCreesh Copy Share Image
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