Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “If she is not cute after 3 beers, switch to shots.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Come on, buddy--she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute.” — Katie Allen Copy Share Image
Grab her by the neck, bring her to my lips, I take my time to enjoy her cause this bottle full of beer is… — Martin Vega Copy Share Image
(revealing her high tolerance for alcohol) I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Drinking just doesn't appeal to me. I don't know if it's the whole bloated thing or the not-being-aware-of-yourself thing. I don't want to be… — Amanda Bynes Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
