"In order to surprise her husband, the wife……" — Horla
"In order to surprise her husband, the wife of a company executive decided to stop by her husband's office. On entering the office, she saw the females secretary sitting on her husband s laps. In order to defend himself knowing he has been caught red-handed, the husband said shouting budget cut or no budget cut, management must do something. I and my secretary cannot be sharing this office with just a single seat!!"
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30 Quotes by Horla
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One is one of those beautiful thing that get in the way of every success
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I meat a girl we fall in love, it was an epic
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People should stop saying that one word my mother hate me, because if she do, there will be no me…
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I choose to make the rest of my life, the best of my life, so live your life
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Don't push the river it will flow, Don't push the love it will grow
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In life we one lose friend just to know who our real friend are.
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The only one thing that keep us going is love
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If loving you is a crime, I will surely be the greatest prisoner on planet earth
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If loving you is a big mistake, I will never ever want to be right,i will always make the same…
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Only fools fall in love but I guess am one if them
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Being with you is more important than anything, there is no elixir that can ever let me forget how much…
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