Quote by Holly Black

“All I tried to do was to give the little brute a cheerful expression. But, as it worked out, he looks positively dissipated.”

— P. G. Wodehouse

“Don’t let the bad elves get you.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Nonsense. It's elves!”

— Natalie Babbitt

“Trust me. You can take adventage of me and I won't mind...”

— Jessica Sorensen

“But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their…

— Larry Correia

“Too hard, too soft, too fast, too slow, too strong, too weak. It matters not which, it must not be too anything. A single…

— Michael James Payne

“I'm not scared of death, I just don't want to seek it out.”

— Tommy Higgins

“Have you not heard? Dark elves are psychopaths.”

— Anglia Spring

“You're dressed for sneaking about Dracula's castle. Be still my thawing, dark heart. You certainly know how to make a young man feel alive,…

— Kerri Maniscalco

“Great. He had a ranch with no power, a burgeoning blizzard, animals depending on him and now, a frightened, felonious elf to look after.”

— Roxanne Snopek

“The darkness like a demon or a dark elf chooses self-confident, creative and just snappy people.”

— Karin Johannisson

“I don't know what I was expecting. Maybe I thought I'd catch him trying to break a hole in the wall or maybe he'd…

— Tahereh Mafi