Office Quote by Himmilicious

“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemployed. But still, bosses are like assholes, in that they are assholes.
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— Jarod Kintz

“That's the mark of a good office. The people who do the work get on with it without bothering to tell the boss.”

— Michael Pearce

“Be a Boss But not mine..”

— Purecomedian

“I have to go. Boss has this weird idea that I should actually work while he’s paying me.”

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“You know... You're still my boss... Which means... This is sexual harassment... Oh really? I guess I’ll have to fire you then.”

— Alexandra V

“You can call me Boss though, seeing as though you're only the assistant.”

— Con Template

“I'm such a boss.”

— George Pavlus

“the worst kind of boss—someone who had no idea what he was doing, and was therefore all the more determined to throw his weight…

— Blake Pierce

“I'm the President, but he's The Boss.”

— Barack Obama

“Go look in the mirror and have a talk with your real boss”

— Bryant McGill

“I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Does your boss allow you to do your best work?”

— Daniel H. Pink