Quote by Herb Sorensen

“Drinks, like most things, are always the best before time melts away the taste, leaving things bland and watered down. Everything is better when…

— Michelle A. Valentine

“A drink centers me but I usually make myself wait until at least 9:00 PM for that. Or 8:00 PM. Whichever comes first.”

— Bill Callahan

I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses.…

— David Lee Roth

Wait, what? You're not supposedto have midnight snacks? Then what's the light in the fridge made for, huh?

— Anonymous

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

— Jenna Marbles

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?

— Anonymous

Bright lights, late nights, drop auto-mobiles outside hotels with a lot of hoes. Bottles poured, blow a lot of dro, no powder though, everywhere…

— TI

“After all, alcohol is a potentially addictive poison, but that doesn’t stop me from enjoying a glass of it with dinner on a regular…

— Eve O. Schaub

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? :D

— Anonymous

“As you head into adulthood, June, you may occasionally encounter oversize exotic beverages of an alcoholic nature. I felt it was my duty to…

— Carol Rifka Brunt

There's loads of stuff we should be drinking before a game but before I was a bit too lazy.

— Emile Smith Rowe

Two simple principles lie at the bottom of the whole matter, and they may be precipitated into two rules. The first is that, when…

— H. L. Mencken