"I just made a killing in the stock……" — Henny Youngman
"I just made a killing in the stock market -- I shot my broker."
More Broker Quotes
- I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. — Honore de Balzac
- What brands can do brilliantly is broker change in people's lives. — John Grant
- If the Nation can issue a dollar bond it can issue a dollar bill. The element that makes the bond… — Thomas A. Edison
- The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no… — H. L. Mencken
- I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago...I shot my broker. — Groucho Marx
- The average person can’t really trust anybody. They can’t trust a broker, because the broker is interested in churning commissions.… — Seth Klarman
- One day I visited a guy who had made a fortune as a broker. He was sitting in his office… — Studs Terkel
- I was a stock broker once. I think there is an absolute place for market investments. But they should never… — Barbara Boxer
- Many of those whose task it is to broker the truth of God to the people of God in the… — David F. Wells
- Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of… — Ogden Nash
- We've always had a dual role in the region - friend of Israel, and honest broker. We've given up the… — Chris Matthews
- I would not want to form a partnership with an architect who has only a little knowledge of building or… — Leo Buscaglia