Patience Quote by Hendrik Groen

“Players grunt, coaches yell, and pads and helmets crack, creating a frightening symphony of future early-onset dementia.”

— Nate Jackson

“Like billiard balls colliding our courses were altered.”

— Linda Collison

Let's not pretend that mental phenomena can be mapped on to the characteristics of billiard balls.

— Gregory Bateson

“A ballplayer spends a good piece of his life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other…

— Jim Bouton

“You should take Dwayne out and show him the town—maybe go to the beach or stroll down Main Street.” “She’s got that covered,” Dwayne…

— Robyn Peterman

“If the ball does not fit your dog's mouth, it is not your ball.”

— Avesta Afshari-Mehr

“Grandma Donna passed the oyster stuffing and asked my father straight out what he was working on, it being so obvious his thoughts were…

— Karen Joy Fowler

“Bah, Alzheimer’s. Grandma wouldn’t be so forgetful if she didn’t always have dick on her mind.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A certain skill at billiards is the mark of a gentleman, but to play too well is the sign of a misspent youth. Lucien…

— Mary Jo Putney

When you're 89, dementia develops. I mean, I've told a story onstage, and I'm telling it with a full heart, and I forgot the…

— Jerry Lewis

“I have a memory like a baseball glove, so please, don’t toss me a basketball-sized rumination.”

— Jarod Kintz

..."And then we played Ping-Pong—” “Not pool? I always assumed he was a billiards man—I mean, it’s so handy the way he keeps a…

— Claire LaZebnik