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I've roasted a somewhat frozen turkey, and it's come out just fine.

— Alex Guarnaschelli

I don't like turkey. I mean, I do. But I don't like it on Thanksgiving. I don't need it. There are about 20 other…

— Wesley Morris

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

— George Carlin

I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during…

— Amy Sedaris

I love roasting because you can give it love, get it in the oven and go and play with the kids or whatever you've…

— Jamie Oliver

My face is over cooked. I can't decide if it looks like the turkey my mom cooked tonight or the bottom of my purse.

— Jenny McCarthy

“The food was slices of some kind of roast meat in a watery gravy,”

— Sophie Cleverly

I love anything hearty and I'm very vocal about my hatred for turkey. I just, I will never understand people's love for turkey -…

— Chrissy Teigen

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

— Phyllis Diller

In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice…

— Jennifer Lee

“If it's good enough to drink, it's good enough to cook with!”

— Cooper D. Brunk

When you usually think of dessert for one, its something microwaved in a mug or a precious, portioned miniature.

— Sohla El-Waylly