Friends Quote by Heather M. Orgeron
““You’re stupid. First of all, I need for you to know that.” “Uhhh, thanks?” “That is the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard. What could possibly be more romantic than the man of your dreams swooping in like a white knight? This is your fucking fairytale, bitch, and you’re about to let it slip away...” Gina growls in frustration. Add a note””
![“[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all "Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir, may I offer you this moist, yet helpless va-jay-jay that seems to have lost its way." -The…” quote by Christopher Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/1d9/christopher-moore-353_bite-me_i-am-a-romance-slut-and-there-s-nothing_2404580.jpg)
