Afar Quote by Heather Brewer

“Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human”

— Tasha Turner

“You arrogant...” thrust through the stomach of a snapping zombie, twisting and using all my strength to cleave him in half “... over published...”…

— Jeaniene Frost

“Myth: Garlic repels vampires. Truth: Try telling that to my dad. ”

— Kimberly Pauley

Enemies were teachers in disguise.

— Eiji Yoshikawa

I'm lucky I had some teachers who saw something in me.

— Anonymous

“Even though he was inside the house, I could still hear Vlad’s sardonic mutter of “Where’s a tissue when I need one?” I turned…

— Jeaniene Frost

“He'd lost me at "vampire." Nuts. Lucius Vladescu is completely nuts. And I'm alone with him, in an empty barn. So I did what…

— Beth Fantaskey

“Artistic teachers can, on a sudden desire stop teaching, and turn a class upside down by making students laugh. They can create galaxies on…

— Kavita Bhupta Ghosh

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

— Heather Brewer

“That was the best Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson we've ever had, wasn't it?" said Ron... "He seems like a very good teacher,"…

— J.K. Rowling

I've noticed Dracula was often as practical a fellow as he was a nasty one.

— Elizabeth Kostova

Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

— Calvin Trillin