Department Quote by Haruki Murakami

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

— Anonymous

Sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy…

— Anonymous

Sex is hardly ever just about sex.

— Shirley MacLaine

Sex is like any other transaction, except that it is not like any other transaction.

— Frederick Lenz

It is hard to speak of sex without being clinical, brutal, or romantic.

— Mason Cooley

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

— Adrienne Gusoff

Sex is a two way treat and is only dirty when it's done right.

— Danny Santagato

Sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited).

— Azgraybebly Josland

Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable.

— Lord Chesterfield

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

— Carol Leifer

Sex can sometimes become the most horrible of tasks.

— Charles Bukowski

Sex sells everything, but I don't buy it.

— Natalie Imbruglia