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Seattle is a place I've lived only a couple of years, but I feel like I've been adopted by this city. It's like a…

— Hari Kondabolu

I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the…

— Hari Kondabolu

The words we use have weight. Whether it's in a conversation with a friend or something said publicly on stage or broadcast. And as…

— Hari Kondabolu

Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning.

— Hari Kondabolu

I've been approached after shows from people who said, 'I don't agree with anything you said, but I laughed the whole way through.' That's…

— Hari Kondabolu

Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you…

— Hari Kondabolu

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

— Hari Kondabolu

Both my parents are immigrants. I've seen different struggles they've had. There's a reason you don't see me using accents. I don't do impressions…

— Hari Kondabolu

I would love the opportunity to create my own program. I feel like a TV show with a format of monologue with lots of…

— Hari Kondabolu

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

— Hari Kondabolu

I'm not a politician, I'm not an ideologue, I'm not an organizer anymore. I'm a human being sharing ideas, and those ideas have to…

— Hari Kondabolu

We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning

— Hari Kondabolu