Crime Quote by Gregory Isaacs

“Mr Police Officer, I will only be identifying myself to you if I am legally required to do so.”

— Steven Magee

I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so…

— Terry Pratchett

Show me the man and I’ll find you the crime.

— Lavrentiy Beria

“Mr Police Officer, you do not know me and as a police corruption researcher I will be filing a police complaint about you if…

— Steven Magee

If loving you is a crime, then I guess that makes me a criminal. Breakout the your handcuffs and come arrest me. And, please,…

— Anonymous

“Police officers are known to kidnap people.”

— Steven Magee

Police are looking for a suspected dicribed as FUNNY SEXY AND GREAT IN BED your UGLY ASS is safe but ware sould I hide

— Unknow

“I've never heard of you and I know this city like the back of my hand,' said Vimes. ‘Right. And how often do you…

— Terry Pratchett

“I'm not a criminal madman,' said Vimes. (...) 'Never mind, you'll soon fit in,' said Lawn.”

— Terry Pratchett

Officer, this guy is not waiting around for me... so you better shoot me or help me but decide now!

— Jack Bauer

“Police, you under arrest!”

— Robert Lipsyte

Officer Barbrady: You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement!

— South Park