Chocolate Quote by Greg Giraldo Download Open image “I like when people give up chocolate for Lent. Ooh, just like being nailed to a cross.” — Greg Giraldo ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Chocolate Crosses Giving Giving up People
Let's celebrate the end of Lent by doing everything we pretended to give up for Lent. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lent is a favorable time for letting Christ serve us so that we in turn may become more like Him. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
When you get a hankering to talk or complain about what you gave up for Lent, replace that hankering by speaking the word of… — Monica Johnson Copy Share Image
Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
Lent is a time to renew wherever we are in that process that I call the divine therapy. It's a time to look what… — Thomas Keating Copy Share Image
“The season of Lent is the time for us to take a journey; an inward journey. The season of Lent is as the prophet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all need to improve, to change for the better. Lent helps us fight against our faults. — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
Terrorism is obviously on everybody's mind. The other day my son says to me, 'Daddy, how come the bad men hate us?' How sad… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Even before the kids are born, you've go to make these decisions. If it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? If it's a… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Look at the insane things the Jews believe. The Jews believe that Barbra Streisand is worth $1,000 bucks a ticket. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
All the evidence we need that God is angry with us is Justin Timberlake's career. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
There's been so much talk in the news lately about illegal aliens in the workplace. When was the last time an illegal alien stole… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
My advice to graduates is to stay positive. Life is short, and you'll be dead soon. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate. — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate kisses, dark chocolate, caramel, chocolate nuts, chocolate fudge, hot chocolate. That's what's on my mind — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. — Barbara Bretton Copy Share Image
I'm an emotional eater. If something's worth celebrating, we're going to grab pizza. If it's going bad, girl, pass me the chocolate. Gotta keep… — Laurieann Gibson Copy Share Image
The heaviest I've ever been is 65 kilos. That was during my Leaving Cert when I was just studying and eating chocolate. — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
“After about 20 years of marriage, I think I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer… — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate. — Sandra Boynton Copy Share Image
Every study on chocolate is pointing to the same conclusion: there is something in chocolate that is really good for us. That something is… — David Wolfe Copy Share Image
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
When I get back to Derry I always enjoy a good fry-up that my mum makes. That's my big weakness. I also eat too… — Nadine Coyle Copy Share Image
I make my own chocolate, I grow my own beans, and now I have something about the history of chocolate. I feel I try… — Jacques Torres Copy Share Image
The divine drink which builds up resistance and fights fatigue. A cup of this precious drink permits a man to walk for a whole… — Hernando Cortes Copy Share Image
Unpleasant questions are being raised about Mother's Day. Is this day necessary? . . . Isn't it bad public policy? . . . No… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
