Dating Quote by Greg Behrendt

Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep.

— Greg Behrendt

So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,…

— Greg Behrendt

Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke…

— Greg Behrendt

The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are…

— Greg Behrendt

The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you…

— Greg Behrendt

Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart.

— Greg Behrendt

Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time.

— Greg Behrendt

I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can…

— Greg Behrendt

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.…

— Greg Behrendt

I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each…

— Greg Behrendt

He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out.

— Greg Behrendt

Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you.

— Greg Behrendt