Both sides Quote by Gracie Allen

I know on which side my bread is buttered.

— John Heywood

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.

— Mignon McLaughlin

If any of you wish to know how to have your bread fall butter side up, butter it on both sides, and then it…

— Brigham Young

I may be rancid butter, but I'm on your side of the bread.

— Gene Kelly

I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered…

— Jesse Jackson

I do like a little bit of butter to my bread.

— A. A. Milne

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking

— Katherine Cebrian

I know where my bread is buttered, and for the most part, I'm better off doing my own thing.

— Mike Patton

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

— Steven Wright

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

— Gracie Allen

The fact that toast always lands buttered side down would be a blessing if you kept your floor covered in marmalade.

— John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic

If you earn your bread well, there will always be people around you to apply butter.

— Nishan Panwar