Bad habit Quote by Gilles Gratton
“Well, I've got something to tell you, In my last life I was a Spanish Count and one of the things I loved to do when I was a count in Spain was take all the commoners, line them up against a wall and throw rocks at them, being a professional hockey goalie is punishment for my bad habits in past lives.”
About This Quote
The speaker humorously claims past‑life misdeeds and a current role as a hockey goalie to explain bad habits, using absurdity to highlight personal accountability.
In simple terms: Past‑life story used as a funny excuse for current flaws.
Laugh at absurd excuses, own your habits.
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When to use this quote
- sports commentary
- storytelling
- self‑help
- entertainment
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What real habits do you need to change?
- How can humor help or hinder self‑improvement?
Humor may mask deeper issues needing serious attention.