Never Quote by Giles Coren

I hate buses, they run twice faster when you are after it and too slow when you are in it..!!

— Ritu Ghatourey

I don't know anyone who's ever taken a bus. It's a mysterious form of transportation.

— Christopher Guest

I do not have yearnings to get back on a bus. If it means getting on a bus, I don't want to do it.

— Robbie Robertson

Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one.

— Hussein Nishah

I never took the bus. Never. Walking meant you were eccentric or pious or a loser - riding the bus meant you were insane…

— Susan Straight

They used to laugh at me when I refused to ride on all those double decker buses, all because there was no driver on…

— Joni Mitchell

I can still go on buses although I often hear people saying, 'No, it can't be her, she doesn't need the bus.'

— Jean Marsh

“I refuse to use buses and trains, if you’re over the age of twenty-five and regularly seen on a bus you’ve failed.”

— Joe Cater

Everyone should ride the bus so that I can drive.

— Charles Montgomery

Sometimes you catch the bus and sometimes it catches you.

— Comedian

Sometimes it's good to miss a bus. It might be the wrong bus.

— Steve Guttenberg

Values aren't buses... They're not supposed to get you anywhere. They're supposed to define who you are.

— Jennifer Crusie