Life Quote by Gerald Meerschaert

Big respect for Sean O'Malley.

— Merab Dvalishvili

This is a choice, ladies and gentleman, between Texas and Washington. Most of Ted Cruz's money comes from Washington, from outside the state of…

— David Dewhurst

[Senator] Kerry [democrat MA] is emerging as the worst of all the viable Democratic candidates. He has the backbone of Clinton and the charm…

— Andrew Sullivan

I want to give Michael Moore a run for his money.

— Dinesh D'Souza

Well, I'm trying to be a billionaire before 30I definitely want to go into politics later in my life. I plan to be governor,…

— Spencer Pratt

Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions.

— David Letterman

And after I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office.

— Anonymous

I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure…

— David Letterman

Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

— Joel McHale

There's no one silver bullet, but money really is the root of all evil. The single biggest problem is how much more money is…

— Tom Harkin

Whoever decides to dedicate their life to politics knows that earning money isn't the top priority.

— Angela Merkel

This Osama bin Laden guy, spoiled rich kid worth $300M. I have three words for this guy: Anna Nicole Smith. We send her over…

— Jay Leno