Looks-don-t-matter Quote by George R.R. Martin

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”

— Benjamin Franklin

“ Bought marmalade? Oh dear, I call that very feeble.”

— Julian Fellowes

“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy…

— Kingsley Amis

“Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“We use butter, I said. When we can get it. Or margarine. A lot of the time it’s margarine. Butter, he said, musing. That’s…

— Margaret Atwood

“He calls you dear Sabine - Patronizing fart!”

— Nick Bantock

“Farting, don't think, just fart.”

— John Cage

“He wondered how many lives had been snuffed out by that fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!”

— Dorothy Garlock

“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”

— Frater U.D

“...,you bunch of greedy fartsouls.”

— David Wong

“he looked at me with such vehemence that I felt like a blip, a fart, in the course of his life.”

— Bret Easton Ellis