Comedy Quote by George Meyer Download Open image ““You can’t keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it’ll run away and find a new pimp.”” — George Meyer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Creativity Humor
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“It's difficult to move beyond nasty feelings if you keep reinventing new ones.” — Catherine Garrett Copy Share Image
I resisted parenthood for a long, long time. But having a daughter has given me a sense of hopefulness that I didn't have before. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I guess I started to realize that being an agnostic was such a wimpy position. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't like the antagonism that most religions have for science, and freedom and, frankly, individuality. I do like the Dalai Lama. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
There's absolutely no way that something I do on my own is going to be seen in Malaysia. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that I was… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
The only rule was that the stuff had to be funny and pretty short. To me, the quintessential Army Man joke was one of… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I want to be tolerant of other people's beliefs. I have wonderful friends who are religious, and I don't want to say that they're… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did! — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I find that the creative side of my brain and the archival side of my brain don't work well together. When I've done my… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Launching a new TV show is probably one of the most difficult things that a writer can do. — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't remember a lot of what I write. I try to release it after it's out there so that I can be fresh… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
