Quote by George Herbert

Never before had she seen such creatures, though they looked much live very large, very shaggy white goats. Thin black horns punctuated the top…

— Tamora Pierce

“Selma stood. "You can put a tuxedo on a goat, but it's still a goat." "No, it's not," Bulahdeen said. "It's a completely different…

— Sarah Addison Allen

“Bran grabbed her sleeve, forcing her to look at him. "What in the hell is goin' on with you?" "What is wrong with me?…

— Lorelei James

When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone, and the meaning has to go find an author again.

— William Stafford

“The only problem with having sex with a goat is you have to walk around to the front when you want to kiss them.”

— Anonymous

“Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious.”

— Time Magazine

People here will date goats. But no one wants to date a goat wearing Google glass.

— Kara Swisher

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

— Will Rogers

“Of course, to hear weev tell the story, it was clear that he also did it for the lulz. He would giggle whenever Goatse…

— Gabriella Coleman

“There’s probably a goat hanging around—there’s always a goat.”

— Trevor Noah

“Ellen walks past the lobby in her high heels, stops in her tracks, and turns back around to face Zack. She points at Marvin.…

— Chelsea Fine

Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

— Anonymous