"There are three kinds of people: those who……" — George Carlin
"There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Count Quotes
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one of 1,913 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over…
— Aristotle
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But if nothing but soul, or in soul mind, is qualified to count, it is impossible for there to be…
— Aristotle
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Whether if soul did not exist time would exist or not, is a question that may fairly be asked; for…
— Aristotle
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Who can map out the various forces at play in one soul? Man is a great depth, O Lord. The…
— Saint Augustine
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All science requires mathematics. The knowledge of mathematical things is almost innate in us. This is the easiest of sciences,…
— Roger Bacon
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We live in deeds, not years; in thoughts, not figures on a dial. We should count time by heart throbs.…
— Philip James Bailey
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It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work…
— Tallulah Bankhead
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the…
— Dave Barry
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Beauty is not something you can count on. Usually, when people say you are beautiful, it is when there is…
— Emmanuelle Beart
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I find it almost comforting to count calories, because it makes me conscious of what I'm eating. But on Super…
— Kristen Bell
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Session work makes you more strict. You can't hit notes all over the place. You've got to make each one…
— Ritchie Blackmore
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There's a fascinating statistic: One out of every four people in America has visited New York since 9/11. It is…
— Michael Bloomberg
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