"The safest place to be during an earthquake……" — George Carlin
"The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Earthquake Quotes
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one of 178 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Nothing but an imperious intellectual and moral necessity can drive into doubt a religious mind, for it is as though…
— Annie Besant
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Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God, I'm still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their…
— Barbara Boxer
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Governments of rich countries spend some $6bn of tax money a year on disaster relief and development aid overseas, while…
— James Buchan
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There is no such thing as a life of passion any more than a continuous earthquake, or an eternal fever.…
— Lord Byron
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I am grateful to President George W. Bush for PEPFAR, which is saving the lives of millions of people in…
— William J. Clinton
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I do not use airplanes. They strike me as unsporting. You can have an automobile accident-and survive. You can be…
— Isaac Asimov
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For it is not light that is needed, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need…
— Frederick Douglass
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Most loss of life and property has been due to the collapse of antiquated and unsafe structures, mostly of brick…
— Charles Francis Richter
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Let us suppose, that the Old and New worlds were formerly but one continent, and that, by a violent earthquake,…
— Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon
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Nature uncovers the inner secrets of nature in two ways: one by the force of bodies operating outside it; the…
— Mikhail Lomonosov
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[In plotting earthquake measurements] the range between the largest and smallest magnitudes seemed unmanageably large. Dr. Beno Gutenberg then made…
— Charles Francis Richter
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It is done. Once again the Fire has penetrated the earth, not with the sudden crash of thunderbolt, riving the…
— Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
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