"The planet is fine. The people are fucked." — George Carlin
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
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George Carlin
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Fine Quotes
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I sort of enjoy the fact that I'm misunderstood most of the time. That's fine.
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Storytelling is fine as long as you can encourage people to act on the stories.
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If I can make programmes when I'm 95, that would be fine. But I would think I'll have had enough…
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London has fine museums, the British Library is one of the greatest library institutions in the world... It's got everything…
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To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment.
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Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her…
— Jane Austen
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I'm into a casual-dressing girl: blue jeans and a tank top is super sexy. But the sexiest thing on a…
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Comedy, drama, Westerns, sci-fi... it's all fine if the story's compelling and the character is interesting to me. I do…
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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.
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Well, knowledge is a fine thing, and mother Eve thought so; but she smarted so severely for hers, that most…
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I don't think acting is addictive. If I stopped acting tomorrow, I really wouldn't care. If you told me that…
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'3:10 to Yuma' was one that I just kept on talking and thinking about after reading it. And I think…
— Christian Bale
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