"If you try to fail, and succeed, which…" — George Carlin

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• We never fail when we try to do our duty, we always fail when we neglect to do it. — Robert Baden-Powell
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• Economy, prudence, and a simple life are the sure masters of need, and will often accomplish that which, their opposites,… — Clara Barton
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• Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better. — Samuel Beckett

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