"If a painting can be forged well enough……" — George Carlin
"If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Experts Quotes
This quote is filed under Experts Quotes,
one of 748 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
— Norman Ralph Augustine
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
— Roseanne Barr
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It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
— Dave Barry
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An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field.
— Niels Bohr
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An expert is someone who has succeeded in making decisions and judgements simpler through knowing what to pay attention to…
— Edward de Bono
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It's weird how people who are the least close to me or who've never even met me purport to be…
— Vanna Bonta
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Being in love, and I'm not an expert in this, I've lived it as much as anyone has, but I've…
— Eric Braeden
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I kind of quit surfing when I got out of high school, but then a few years ago I started…
— Jeff Bridges
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I am an expert in the 'art of the possible.'
— Sarah Brightman
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I realize that of all people, I am no expert on parenting or marriage.
— Mika Brzezinski
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My belief, for what it is worth, is that city dwellers cannot understand the world. Insulated from reality by complex…
— James Buchan
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My father was an expert hunter, so we ate a lot of wild game when I was growing up in…
— Steve Albini
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