"Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!" — George Carlin
"Good news for senior citizens: Death is near!"
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George Carlin
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have…
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If a man be gracious and courteous to strangers, it shows he is a citizen of the world.
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My view is different. Public relations are a key component of any operation in this day of instant communications and…
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As a lawyer, as a private citizen, you see a lot of injustice. You see a lot of people who…
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