Humor Quote by Gemma Correll

“Whenever you are sick, it's nice to know there are dogs who are willing to spend as long as it takes to lick you…

— Amos T. Fairchild

“After my first few tastes I was pretty much hooked. I'd have dry spells, months without any or only piddling amounts of grace, but…

— Mark Vonnegut

“It took me several years of such periods of being alone to learn how to care for myself, at least at table. I came…

— M.F.K. Fisher

“I gave Clive a sock full of catnip and a bowlful of tuna. My hope was to get him wasted and passed out before…

— Alice Clayton

Feed him ye must, whose food fills you. And that this pleasure is like raine, Not sent ye for to drowne your paine, But…

— Robert Herrick

“Cross a small dog with a pig and you have a pug.”

— Alyxandra Harvey

“When I came here two nights ago, I swore to myself that I'd reduce you to a purring kitten, lapping creams from a bowl…

— Amanda Bonilla

“No! Don’t feed it. It’ll never leave! ~ Odin”

— Jennifer Turner

“No doubt, when your dog will be your best friend. Then she'd add, But never underestimate the power of purrs.”

— Gary Shiebler

“This is my first week back, and your last week, so what we have to do is eat everything.”

— Cecilia Vinesse

“I have always been a slow eater. I give each mouthful the attention it deserves. Chew each mouthful 30 times, they say, and you'll…

— Toni Jordan

“I’ve always felt that love is like Belgian chocolate, you know, the ones with brandy filling. You always say you’re going to take one…

— Scarlet Hyacinth