Experiments Quote by Gary Wolf

“33,3% of the mice used in this experiment were cured by the test drug; 33,3% of the population were unaffected by the drug and…

— Erwin Neter

Trouble with mice is you always kill 'em.

— John Steinbeck

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

— Albert Einstein

“We know a lot nowadays about how to extrapolate from rats to people, but we don't only have to rely on that. In a…

— John Brunner

Animal research and testing has played a part in almost every medical breakthrough of the last century. It has saved hundreds of millions of…

— Joan Ryan

You would not call a man humane for ceasing to set mousetraps if he did so because he believed there were no mice in…

— Anonymous

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

— Christine O'Donnell

I have a very bad relationship with mice.

— Casey Affleck

Animal experiments are no joke. Thank goodness scientists are finding better, more humane ways to develop treatments for cancer and other killer diseases.

— Carol Leifer

Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars.

— Jack Handey

The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.

— Anonymous

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

— George Gobel