"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth…" — Garrison Keillor
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!"
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157 Quotes by Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor has 157 quotes on this site.
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No innocent man buys a gun, and no happy man writes his memoirs.
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have.
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Easter is so disappointing. You suffer all the way through lent, and what do you get for it? A ham.
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Don't tear up the page and start over again when you write a bad line-try to write your way out…
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Boys, the first drink is a boon, the second is a gamble, the third is poor judgment, and then the…
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Some people think it is difficult to be a Christian and to laugh, but I think it's the other way…
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I don't want them to be told to remember me.
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I thought A Prairie Home Companion would be an interesting thing to do for a summer or so. Public radio…
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That's what I am, Frank thought, an ordinary genius. He had unlocked the secret of radio. The sport of the…
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You learn this great lesson of life: it's not about me. It's just not. The matter of talent-which seemed so…
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She gave him such a look... Man oh man, if looks could kill. That one might have totalled a city…
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Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.
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More Divorce Quotes
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one of 771 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking…
— David Arquette
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A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
— Margaret Atwood
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.
— Lauren Bacall
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How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from…
— Lucille Ball
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I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of…
— Lucille Ball
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Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
— Roseanne Barr
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When people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even…
— Monica Bellucci
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious…
— Jack Benny
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Divorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting…
— Valerie Bertinelli
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My parents separated when I was four. It wasn't the smoothest of divorces, but then as my mother always says,…
— Sophie Ellis Bextor
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Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Compared to America or Europe, God isn't a big part of our lives here. I don't know anyone here who…
— Bjork
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