"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make……" — Garrison Keillor

"Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car."

— Garrison Keillor

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Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. — Aristotle
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I have been all things unholy. If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. — Francis of Assisi
Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish. — Marcus Aurelius
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Anyone who truly loves God travels securely. — Teresa of Avila
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Knowing when to leave may be the smartest thing anyone can learn. — Burt Bacharach

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