Quote by Gabaldon Diana

“When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, when I am in really great trouble, as any one…

— Oscar Wilde

“Lord of the Muck.”

— Ottilie Weber

“Oh lord and master. High muckety-muck.”

— Cherise Sinclair

“If you're going to ask me if the muffins are low fat, you should know I'm running out of places to hide all the…

— Jill Shalvis

“You must be awesome or not eat muffins.”

— Lucia Me

“Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly.…

— Oscar Wilde

“A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something?”

— Anonymous

“♫ Climbed that roost, alighted right there. Made mush of his head for the onlooker bears. A two-pronger her prize, a meat most rare.…

— Darrell Drake

“This time he was underwater, running, feet sinking deeper and deeper into the seabed. The surface was within reach if he raised his arms,…

— Flip by Martyn Bedford

“He needed to pick one muffin, and stick with that muffin. He didn’t get to lay claim to all the muffins, because that’s not…

— Penny Reid

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz