Better man Quote by G. Norman Lippert

“I suggest you take the kids out for a Happy Meal. I toss my left shoe. It falls down several steps before landing. “Daddy…

— Kristy Marie

“Is it necessary, do you think,’ he began, leaning in so close behind me that I could smell his breath, ‘for the purpose of…

— Danielle Wood

“If Granny were alive and well in the closet, why didn't she say anything when her granddaughter was struggling with the difference between a…

— Vivian Vande Velde Cloaked in Red

“Its okay Ginny. Don't be upset. We'll send you a toilet seat or something. Fred and George said to Ginny”

— J.K. Rowling

“Any desire for a family of your own yet?" I would rather eat one of Barney's dirty diapers, he thought. "Not yet," he said.”

— Nick Hornby

“I would've told him to spend some time with ‘Rosy Palm’ and her five ugly sisters in the privacy of his shower!”

— Andrea Smith

“Aunt Maria would mildly observe that, next time Uncle Podger was going to hammer a nail into the wall, she hoped he’d let her…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“I’ve become one of those parents who demand their children go to the bathroom. “But I don’t have to.” “Well, go anyway.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“Where’s my uncle?” she asked. “I don’t know who your uncle is, but if it as the guy who owned this place before I…

— Max Nowaz

“So you can’t marry Harry, Mom! Not if you still love Daddy!” I sound like a ten-year-old, but I can’t help it. Buttercup comes…

— Kristan Higgins

“I’ve got nothing but the greatest respect for Mrs. Gogol,” said Granny. “A fine woman. But talks a bit too much. If I was…

— Terry Pratchett

“Have you caught cold?' 'It would appear so.' 'You could give it to Margaret,' Ramses suggested. His uncle turned the tinted spectacles toward him…

— Elizabeth Peters