"All that the comedian has to show for……" — Fred Allen
"All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter."
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Fred Allen
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93 Quotes by Fred Allen
Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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More Aggravation Quotes
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I'd love to go to art school. I'd love to learn how to draw. I'd love to be fluent in…
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The Steps to Folly as well as Sin are gradual, and almost imperceptible, and when we are once on the…
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The people who abandon Jihad fall a victim to humility and degradation.
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The effect of power and publicity on all men is the aggravation of self, a sort of tumor that ends…
— Henry Adams
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I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
— Scott Adams
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Man is subject to innumerable pains and sorrows by the very condition of humanity, and yet, as if nature had…
— Joseph Addison
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A man should always consider how much he has more than he wants.
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The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his…
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The family is the school of duties - founded on love.
— Felix Adler
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The foundation of empire is art and science. Remove them or degrade them, and the empire is no more. Empire…
— William Blake
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In the decline of the day, near Kentucky river, as we ascended the brow of a small hill, a number…
— Daniel Boone
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Congress acknowledged that society's accumulated myths and fears about disability and disease are as handicapping as are the physical limitations…
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