"A psychiatrists is the next man you start……" — Fred Allen
"A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself."
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Fred Allen
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93 Quotes by Fred Allen
Fred Allen has 93 quotes on this site.
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners…
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Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
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The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition…
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The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
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An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
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What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
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A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
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Wit is educated insolence.
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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
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The secret to humor is surprise.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
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Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
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