"Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger." — Frank Zappa

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• Go on daddy-daughter dates and father-and-sons' outings with your children. As a family, go on campouts and picnics, to ball… — Ezra Taft Benson
• I'm a child of God. God is my mommy, my daddy. That's the only thing that'll keep my head up.… — Mary J. Blige
• You've got to stand up and do your own battles. My daddy taught me that a long time ago, that… — Terry Bradshaw
• My kids haven't watched one episode of 'Growing Pains'. I'll tell you why. When our kids were little, we never… — Kirk Cameron
• The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong
• My daddy wanted me to be a farmer; feel the smoothness of Alabama clay and become one of the first… — John Henrik Clarke
• Just tip my cap and call the Yankees my daddy. — Pedro
• When I hear bad news I look at it as another leadership test that will determine how successful Go Daddy… — Bob Parsons
• I think that my strong determination for justice comes from the very strong, dynamic personality of my father ... I… — Martin Luther King, Jr.
• Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that. — Jim Gaffigan
• When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?'… — Jerry Lewis

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