Bible Quote by Frank Schaeffer

“Jesus: You picked the wrong Messiah to fuck with!”

— Rick Klaus Theis

“Oh, they don't allow the Bible in Heaven, Miss Mary...It contains far too much sex and violence.”

— Bryan Talbot

“I shouted, “Jesus liked hanging out with women and kids too! So fuck you!”

— Frank Schaeffer

“The women are always the whores; the priests are always the good men who were led astray.”

— John Boyne

“You cannot be in a close and intimate relationship with Jesus Christ and remain so tormented.”

— Lisa Heaton

“Being a Christian isn’t about the rules but about the relationship we have with Jesus.”

— Scott S. Haraburda

“Like a whore? Here? Before your God? Here, bent over his holy altar?”

— Natasha Knight

“Jesus operates beyond the tidy boundaries of good behavior. Rather than simply enforce His rules, we should show our kids His kingdom. That’s where…

— Jen Hatmaker

“Jesus, Mary, and Joseph. He was about to engage in some hellaciously naughty fornication.”

— Kendall Grey

“Jesus is no pussy.”

— Lee Bascom

“Give your false prophet a message for me. Tell him Jesus befriended the whores and the thieves and the sinners. Tell him his Old…

— Jennifer Bosworth

“Of course, I’ve told Jesus to suck it, too, which earned me a certain measure of notoriety, because you have to make fun of…

— Kathy Griffin