Friend Quote by Faith Salie

I love it when people criticize me for inquiring or commenting on someone's marriage when I'm not married.

— Kenya Moore

In the run up to the big day, my brother kept saying, 'you are getting married' every five minutes. Because everything happened in such…

— Rupali Ganguly

I've given up email. Well, almost. At the weekend I set up one of those auto-reply messages, informing my correspondents that I would no…

— Tom Hodgkinson

People always complain, 'you never invited me to your wedding', but I prefer casual weddings.

— Sinead O'Connor

It was only after I untied my girlfriend from being face down on the bed that I learned her screaming, 'Asshole!' was a statement…

— David Henry

“A few miles later, he said, "Did you ever check out that link I sent you?" "No, not yet. It got pushed way down…

— Tyler Dilts

Nothing I ever wrote had a message. It was just my own personal experience.

— Lana Del Rey

Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious.

— Nikhil Saluja

I routinely never discuss my marriage. It's nice to have things in my life that are totally mine.

— Ryan Adams

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

— Chelsea Handler

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn…

— Anonymous

I hate when I send a long text message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part.

— Anonymous