Joke Quote by Fabricio Werdum Download Open image “I joke a lot and I don't think the UFC understands my joking.” — Fabricio Werdum ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke Joking Think UFC Understands
To me, everything is a joke in MMA when it comes to serious topics because you can't really talk seriously about anything in our… — Roy Nelson Copy Share Image
MMA has a lot of those things that you're not allowed to talk about; like, they're completely off-limits. So you have to make a… — Roy Nelson Copy Share Image
You go out there and say I fight for the UFC, people know exactly what that is. — Aljamain Sterling Copy Share Image
I joke, but I'm sort of serious: I've always wanted to get into a fight. I know that sounds horrible, but I always had… — Juliana Harkavy Copy Share Image
I speak my mind too much, and the UFC probably don't really like that. But I really don't care. — Derrick Lewis Copy Share Image
With the way I fight, the UFC's not stupid. For one, they probably know that they're don't have me forever. — Justin Gaethje Copy Share Image
When you say to people, 'I do MMA.' Most of them go, 'What's that?' You say, 'UFC.' People don't even know what MMA is.… — Paddy Pimblett Copy Share Image
I used to laugh at MMA and say 'do you know what a boxer would do to an MMA guy?' and then I got… — Dana White Copy Share Image
The UFC knows I'm a tough fighter, but at the end of the day, it's a business. — Brad Tavares Copy Share Image
I told my coach, 'I'm going to fight one day for the UFC world championship.' And he laughed, 'That's not even possible. How are… — Raquel Pennington Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have a fight with your wife, I have a fight with your friend, is normal life. And sometimes you have a fight… — Fabricio Werdum Copy Share Image
I love the UFC, and I want to say thank you for many things. And, for sure, I've had problems, too. — Fabricio Werdum Copy Share Image
I watch Mark Hunt fight for a long time, since his K-1 days. He's a nice guy. He tries to knock you out all… — Fabricio Werdum Copy Share Image
This is my life, I love this, I love it when I go inside the Octagon. — Fabricio Werdum Copy Share Image
If you lose your last fight in the UFC, people don't want to give you the good money. They don't. — Fabricio Werdum Copy Share Image
“You know where you can shove your joke. Just get me a new drink and try not to include and of your STD-laced body… — Kim Harrington Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong. — David Niven Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
“Well, you better look out. They got a new bureau in the guvamint files. It’s called U.W. Stands for Useless Wimmen. Tha’s secret plans… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
“Caleb fed me better food during my kidnapping than these people. I laugh at my own joke” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
