Hate Quote by Every Teenage

I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask Would you like a table? No, I want a Floor

— Arashi

I wish anytime I went into a nice restaurant and asked for a table, they said, 'Well I'm sure you don't want one in…

— Jennifer Grey

I am like a table that eats its own legs off because it’s fallen in love with the floor.

— Cate Marvin

I find that I have no problem getting a table at a restaurant when I walk in.

— Walton Goggins

I don't like people's table manners. That really puts you off eating food.

— Lemmy

When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter."

— Henny Youngman

I don't go to restaurants, I go to tables.

— Langdon Winner

There are a lot of people who must have the table laid in the usual fashion or they will not enjoy the dinner.

— Christopher Morley

I've never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, 'We're full.'

— John Mayer

Be able to set a table so that you feel like you're dining, not just sitting and eating.

— Marilyn vos Savant

Ask you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers.

— Drake

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.

— Zach Galifianakis