"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as……" — Erma Bombeck
"Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Anatomy Quotes
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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
— Honore de Balzac
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One of the reasons surgeons have so much trouble separating Siamese twins is that nobody gets to do many of…
— Benjamin Carson
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In such sad circumstances I but see myself exalted by my own enemies, for in order to defeat some small…
— Marcello Malpighi
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Living, as I do, in an educated and scientific atmosphere, I could not have conceived that the first principles of…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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In my second year, after moving to the Medical School, I began the courses of Anatomy and Physiology. I had…
— Sydney Brenner
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My fundamental premise about the brain is that its workings - what we sometimes call "mind" - are a consequence…
— Carl Sagan
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Descriptive anatomy is to physiology what geography is to history, and just as it is not enough to know the…
— Claude Bernard
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Is it not evident, in these last hundred years (when the Study of Philosophy has been the business of all…
— John Dryden
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Man, whose organization is regarded as the highest, departs from the vertebrate archetype; and it is because the study of…
— Charles Lyell
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Nature may be as selfishly studied as trade. Astronomy to the selfish becomes astrology; psychology, mesmerism (with intent to show…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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... our "Physick" and "Anatomy" have embraced such infinite varieties of being, have laid open such new worlds in time…
— Thomas Huxley
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I have a little sister, and I'm constantly annoyed [by] how terribly written most females are in most everything -…
— Jay Baruchel
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