"Kitchen wisdom: Count your blessings but count your……" — Erma Bombeck
"Kitchen wisdom: Count your blessings but count your calories too."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Blessings Quotes
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All blessings come to us through our Lord. He will teach us, for in beholding His life we find that…
— Teresa of Avila
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A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and…
— Pearl Bailey
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If you expect the blessings of God, be kind to His people.
— Abu Bakr
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On the recollection of so many and great favours and blessings, I now, with a high sense of gratitude, presume…
— William Bartram
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Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains, losses and disappointments; but let us have patience…
— Joseph Addison
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A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings…
— Joseph Addison
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The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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With pride, there are many curses. With humility, there come many blessings.
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Are you honest with the Lord in the payment of your tithes? Living this divine law will bring both spiritual…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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There are blessings in being close to the soil, in raising your own food even if it is only a…
— Ezra Taft Benson
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Let peace, descending from her native heaven, bid her olives spring amidst the joyful nations; and plenty, in league with…
— Daniel Boone
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I just thank God for all of the blessings.
— James Brown
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