"If I had my life to live over,……" — Erma Bombeck
"If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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Hitherto I have courted Truth with a kind of Romantick Passion, in spite of all Difficulties and Discouragements: for knowledge…
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People think that coaches are always right, but it's difficult to teach a runner how to run, because every runner…
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The NATO forces will, to the extent that they have capacity, assist the war crimes tribunal.
— Warren Christopher
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You assist an evil system most effectively by obeying its orders and decrees. An evil system never deserves such allegiance.…
— Mahatma Gandhi
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If one will fix his heart in such a way and assist the world and its people, he will have…
— Hojo Shigetoki
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I believe that the teacher's place and work in the school is to be interpreted from this same basis. The…
— John Dewey
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Anticipate charity by preventing poverty; assist the reduced fellow man, either by a considerable gift or a sum of money…
— Maimonides
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Multi-sensory perception is also the ability to see meaning in everyday experiences...You have non-physical guides and teachers. You access them…
— Gary Zukav
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Do what lieth in thy power, and God will assist in thy good will.
— Thomas a Kempis
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I can't for the life of me see that by being permissive you actually assist anyone.
— Jenny Shipley
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I felt like God was giving me a chance to assist in a miracle. There is something so relieving about…
— Beyonce Knowles
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Man, no doubt, owes many other moral duties to his fellow men; such as to feed the hungry, clothe the…
— Lysander Spooner
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