"Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't……" — Erma Bombeck
"Cleanliness is not next to godliness. It isn't even in the same neighborhood."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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More Cleanliness Quotes
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Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid…
— Anthony Burgess
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Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean.
— Geoffrey Chaucer
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Character must be kept bright as well as clean.
— Lord Chesterfield
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Life has a way of setting things in order and leaving them be. Very tidy, is life.
— Jean Anouilh
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People used to complain that selling a president was like selling a bar of soap. But when you buy soap,…
— David Brooks
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In temperance there is ever cleanliness and elegance.
— Joseph Joubert
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Cleanliness in the cat world is usually a virtue put above godliness.
— Carl Van Vechten
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If cleanliness is next to godliness, surely our cats must go to heaven and sit on the arm of God's…
— Jerry Climer
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But to fly is just like swimming. You do not forget easily. I have been on the ground for more…
— Unknown Author
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I use the word nursing for want of a better. It has been limited to signify little more than the…
— Florence Nightingale
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The symptoms or the sufferings generally considered to be inevitable and incident to the disease are very often not symptoms…
— Florence Nightingale
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Morality, like physical cleanliness, is not acquired once and for all: it can only be kept and renewed by a…
— Unknown Author
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